Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!

Yo, are you watching Saturday Night Live right now? They are clowning the confirmation process for Condoleeza Rice. They're showing how Senator Barbara Boxer was givin' it to Condoleeza Rice. Did anybody catch it on CSPAN? Boxer got all up in Rice. Got all up in her! I was like "yeah! Get in her Barbara!!"

But then John Kerry had to open his mouth.

Look buddy, it's too little, too late. You're a day late and a dollar short. How is this dude gonna punk out and concede with money left over, talk some stuff about counting all the votes, neglect to stand up when Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones did try to make sure we're living in a democracy, and then try to act like he's all big and bad. Can you believe this dude sent out emails talking about signing a petition for Rumsfeld to resign? Now? You wanna get bold now? Democrats need some to get heart and stop actin' like a bunch of defeated punks. That's why the Democratic leadership needs to stop playin' around and let Howard Dean run the DNC.

In the words of Earl Simmons, "ya'll been eatin' long enough now/stop bein' greedy/just keep it real potna/give to the needy."